Saturday 18 Nov 2017

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Nick Stanton

Present & Previous Clubs
Twinwoods Thistle

Nickname: Stan
Age: unknown
DoB: unknown
Birthplace: unknown
Occupation: unknown

Position: Striker
Debut: unknown

Nick Stan-Ton has the turning circle of the Titanic and a waist band the size of the equator but has an unbelieveable turn of pace for a big guy. Stan can play as goalkeeper when required, centre back admirably but his best position is as centre forward. Causing defences endless problems with his size and strength on the ball he chips in with his fair share of goals and assists. A great motivator in the changing rooms and on the pitch, Stan is an influential player for the Thistle.

He recently signed a sponsorship deal with McDonalds and can be found there before, after and even during a game. Also a lover of the Men in Black theme song by Will Smith, Stan incorporated his own dance and can be found jiving to it at a nightclub near you now.

Appearances: 14 (23)
Average rating: 6.89

Goals: 4 (8)
Assists: 0

Yellow Cards: 0 (0)
Red Cards: 0 (0)

Team Supported: Coventry City

The statistics in brackets were achieved before the player was added to the web site.